Another Friday night relaxin'
You've got pent up energy
Lacking motivation wanting
Just a little more to eat
And I'm just so sick of all this Ramen
So I throw it on the floor
I left the kitchen in a hurry
And headed for the store

Never knew, never knew
Never knew this ska chick was jock approved
Didn't see that NFL tattoo
Jock approved...

Her checkered Docs really deceived me
She's got a belt made outta nails
Punkrock could not ever describe her--
But then she hit me...
And then I landed face down on the floor yea yeah
I knew it once before

Never knew, never knew
Never knew this ska chick was jock approved
Didn't see that NFL tattoo
Jock approved

All I wanted was a candy bar
But she wouldn't give it to me
She knocked me over and she stole my car
Made no sense to me