Kiss the girl and call her Elsey
She just took the train to Chelsea
Call her mum and tell her shes ok

It's typical,
Shes female
Doesn't know her way around the world
i'ts typical,
Shes female
Elsey couldn't care
For Elsey

Moving candle light pictures
Thinks i'm listening to her lectures
Why does she try so hard

Dosen't believe i wanna go her way
Speaks her mind, wish her mind frame would change
Dosen't believe i wanna wish her luck
I wish I tell her how i feel

It's typical,
Shes female
Doesn't know her way around the world
i'ts typical,
Shes female
Elsey couldn't care
For Elsey

Dancing in the midnight Caberet
Elsey dances in her own way
Is she trying to say something to me?

It's typical,
Shes female
Doesn't know her way around the world
i'ts typical,
Shes female
Elsey couldn't care
For Elsey