Dear Alison I thought I'd write to tell you that
your my favourite lesbian in the whole entire world
Dear Alison what happened to you when you told your mother too
that you're my favourite lesbian in the whole world

Alison Alison what went wrong
You don't like me singing this song
Alison Alison what went wrong
You don't like us playing this song

Dear Alison what happened to you when your mother threw you out last night
and you had nowhere to go
Dear Alison what happened to you when you came round to my house
and found the note that said you couldn't stay here anymore coz your gay

Alison Alison what went wrong
You don't like me singing this song
Alison Alison what went wrong
You don't like us playing this song