B: I am a little on the far side
E: And I am a little on the inside
Both: But we both get hit by a tide

B: I am a little bit evil
E: And I am too
B: But he gets bit by a dog
E: And he gets trampled by a log
Both: At the same time

Both: We are different
But we are the same
We are different
But we are the same

B: I am a little bit brain dead
E: And I sometimes use my head
Both: But we both forget what we said

B: I am a little bit fast
E: And I am too
B: But he gets drunk
E: And he loses his mind
Both: At the same time

Both: We are different
But we are the same
We are different
But we are the same

B: I must admit, I am a bit stupid
E: And I must admit, I am loopy lupid
Both: But we are the best friends and home G's

B: I am a little homie
E: And I am too
B: But he gets bit by a dog
E: And he gets trampled by a log
B: He gets lost in the bog
E: And he will slip and slog

Both: Cause we are diff-rent
But we are the Same!