Here's another song I'm sure that everyone will hate
They're sick of all this now
Who would like these stupid Cheapskates?
We're nothing new

We've no key to what sells and what does not

And like a million other bands who've been before us
We only really hit it when we get to the chorus



All our songs sound the same
All our songs sound the same
They sound the same



I try to think of something original, I'm wasting my time
All I worry about is how to get this verse to rhyme

So listen A&R man, we're willing and able
We just want to sign to a major label



All our songs sound the same
All our songs sound the same
Here comes the bridge



We've modulated to the minor key
A conventional technique I learned at Music GCSE
Solo



People say we do this to try to be funny
Let us assure you, we do it for the money



All our songs sound the same
All our songs sound the same
All our songs sound the same
All our songs sound the same