I try so hard to get to you
But it never really seems to matter what I do
Stand on my head bend over backwards too
Some times I talk until my face turns blue

Oh what a pity
Oh what a shame
Me and the skirts always turn out the same
A little bit angry
A little bit tame
Me and the skirts always turned out the same

What were you thinking when you saw the light
Were you surprised to find the world outside
I felt so sorry for your little head
Was it depressing to just stay in bed

Oh what a pity
Oh what a shame
Me and the skirts always turn out the same
A little bit angry
A little bit tame
Me and the skirts always turned out the same

Oh what a pity
Oh what a shame
Me and the skirts always turn out the same
A little bit angry
A little bit tame
Me and the skirts always end up the same