Remember when we went to the movies
I took you to see the film you wanted to see
You sat down right at the front
Then you said to me

"I wanna watch this film, I don't wanna mess around
Cause I'm not in the mood, to let you be rude
So just sit still and enjoy the film"

Now I wonder why

CHICK FLICK
Why do you cry when her mum dies?
CHICK FLICK
Why are little kittens cute yet I am not?
CHICK FLICK
This film fucking sucks I think I'm gonna be sick

I thought you were kidding so I put my arm round you
You didn't mind so I started moving down
You grabbed it in an instant and placed it in my lap
Then you said to me

"Go and buy some popcorn if you're gonna mess around
Go wait in the car cause there's only an hour left
Just leave me in peace let me get my moneys worth"

Now I wonder why

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