I don't wanna harm you
I don't wanna alarm you
But the doctor said
I should be concerned
He ran some tests
And then he double checked
And now he thinks
It's time that I buy an urn
You'll get one more show
Before I have to go
And our friends will be there too
Yeah you'll get one more turn
Before my body burns
And the ashes all go to you

We'll have the flowers on the coffin
And the tears in your eyes
Takes the edge right off of
This morbid surprise
I'm so glad you came
I didn't think you'd hate it
Welcome to my funeral I finally made it
Welcome to my funeral I finally made it

You'll be surrounded by love
And how
Though they once said naughty things
They're our friends now
They wanna take away your pain and strife
Ain't it funny how death brings out the best in life?
Ain't it funny how death brings out the best in life?

We'll have the flowers on the coffin
And the tears in your eyes
Takes the edge right off of
This morbid surprise
I'm so glad you came
I didn't think you'd hate it
Welcome to my funeral I finally made it
Welcome to my funeral I finally made it