If you need a friendly voice
To help you cope and make a choice
You can rely on her
You can rely on her
Yes you know you're one lucky guy
And though she'll be there for you
Your aim better be true
Cause she'll only listen
Yeah she'll only listen
If she's better off than you

Yeah this one's really my fault
This ain't no bed of flowers
I'm in a bad situation gone worse
I called her during peak hours

The evening is only for resting
But now yours are only pretending
You've got an ally
You've got a friend
In the world that pains you so much
Oh yes you still can call her
And let her know that you're stuck
But if it happens late
Oh if it happens late
Then buddy you're shit out of luck

Yeah this one's really my fault
Oh this one is no bed of flowers
I'm in a bad situation and I made it worse
I called her during peak hours

Don't call me when it's raining
I can't stand your constant complaining
A smile, a hug, and maybe some flowers
Are all you get before peak hours

Yeah this one's really my fault
Oh this one is no bed of flowers
I'm in a bad situation and I made it worse
I called her during peak hours