Got two dogs and a bottle of crazy glue,
I've got two dogs and a bottle of crazy glue,
Can't think of much that I'd rather do
When I got two dogs and a bottle of crazy glue,
I glue 'em together,
And I get two dogs who are better than ever,
I glue 'em together,
And I get two dogs together forever.

Got two cavemen and 10 feet of rope,
I've got two cavemen and 10 feet of rope,
Don't got no beer and I don't got no dope,
But I've got two cavemen and 10 feet of rope,
So, I tie them together,
And I get two cavemen who are better than ever,
I tie 'em together,
And I get two cavemen together forever.

Well, I've got 1 me and I've got 1 you,
Yeah I've got 1 me and I've got 1 you,
Don't got no rope or no crazy glue,
But I've got 1 me and I've got 1 you,
So hey,
Let's stick together,
We'll be two people who are better than ever,
Let's stick together,
We'll be two people together forever.