Sittin' on the grass
Talkin' about some tits n' ass
Hangin' with my friends
We're gonna get drunk again
And maybe then...

We're gonna get a little funky
We're gonna get a little strange
I got this funny, funny feeling
Things about to change, and maybe then...

And maybe we're gonna fuck
And maybe she's gonna suck
And I'll do you, and you...
And maybe then

You might think it's a bit insane
But sometimes, I like to feel the pain (and the confusion)
We're rollin' 'round in the grass
Just five friends, gettin' a little piece of ass (of ass)
And maybe then...

And maybe we're gonna stroke
And maybe she's gonna choke
And I'll do you, and you...
And maybe then