It was late last night
When my baby got home
It was late last night
When my baby got home

She was playing free jazz
On a shiny new saxophone

I'm going to shove that sax
Up your ass (6 times)

She played jazz so hard
I couldn't hear myself think
She played jazz so hard
I couldn't hear myself think
She played jazz so hard
It almost drove me to drink

I'm going to shove that sax
Up your ass (6 times)

I drink beer in the morning
And whiskey at night
I drink beer in the morning
And whiskey at night
I've got a hunch
I'll have three martinis for lunch

I'm going to shove that sax
Up your ass (6 times)