GENE HAMMETT CONDUCTING THE ORCHESTRA AND CHORUS
VOCALS BY VAUGHN MONROE (VM) AND MALE CHORUS (CH)
CH YAH YAH! YAH YAH!
VM I WENT TO HOLLAND ON A LOW PRICE CRUISE,
I LOVED THE TULIPS AND THE WOODEN SHOES.
BUT THEN I MET A REAL DUTCH TREAT.
TWO CUTE TWINS,
WITH HAIR LIKE GOLDEN WHEAT.
VM DOUBLE DUTCH, (CH) DOUBLE DUTCH.
VM DOUBLE DUTCH, (CH) DOUBLE DUTCH.
VM TWO PRETTY GIRLS, (CH) TWO PRETTY GIRLS,
VM BUT ONE TOO MUCH , (CH) BUT ONE TOO MUCH,
VM THREE'S A CROWD, BUT TWO IS COMPANY,
VM&CH DOUBLE TROUBLE BY THE ZUIDER ZEE.

CH YAH YAH! YAH YAH!
VM THE VILLAGE BAND WAS PLAYING OOM PA PA.
I LOVE TO DANCE AND THEY SAID
'YAH YAH YAH!'
BUT I SAT DOWN, I COULDN'T CHOOSE
WHO TO TAKE, AND WHO SHOULD I REFUSE.
VM DOUBLE DUTCH! (CH) DOUBLE DUTCH!
VM DOUBLE DUTCH! (CH) DOUBLE DUTCH!
VM TWO PRETTY GIRLS, (CH) TWO PRETTY GIRLS,
VM BUT ONE TOO MUCH, (CH) BUT ONE TOO MUCH,
VM THREE'S A CROWD, BUT TWO IS COMPANY,
VM&CH DOUBLE TROUBLE BY THE ZUIDER ZEE.

CH YAH YAH! YAH YAH!
VM WE WENT OUT STROLLING BY THE OLD CANAL.
THE NIGHT WAS PERFECT FOR A BOY AND GAL.
BUT WITH TWO GALS, IT'S NOT MUCH FUN.
NOT ONE KISS, ANOTHER CRUISE IS DONE.
VM DOUBLE DUTCH! (CH) DOUBLE DUTCH!
VM DOUBLE DUTCH! (CH) DOUBLE DUTCH!
VM TWO PRETTY GIRLS, (CH)TWO PRETTY GIRLS,
VM BUT ONE TOO MUCH, (CH)BUT ONE TOO MUCH.
VM THREE'S A CROWD, BUT TWO IS COMPANY,
VM&CH DOUBLE TROUBLE BY THE ZUIDER ZEE.

CH YAH YAH! YAH YAH!
VM AND NOW I'M GOIN' ON A CRUISE AGAIN.
SO LISTEN FELLER, YOU COULD HELP A FRIEND.
SO COME ALONG AND WE'LL DO GREAT,
TAKE ONE TWIN, AND WE CAN DOUBLE DATE.
VM DOUBLE DUTCH! (CH) DOUBLE DUTCH!
VM DOUBLE DUTCH! (CH) DOUBLE DUTCH!
VM TWO PRETTY GIRS, (CH) TWO PRETTY GIRLS,
VM BUT ONE TOO MUCH, ARE NOT TOO MUCH
CH ARE NOT TOO MUCH.
VM&CH THREE'S A CROWD, BUT FOUR IS COMPANY.
DOUBLE TROUBLE BY THE ZUIDER ZEE!
VM&CH DOUBLE TROUBLE BY THE ZUIDER ZEE!
CH YAH YAH!