Intro

Ur Rap En: Ay yo, I think somebody needs to stop these chavilla guerrillas; lets beat these motherfuckers. We need to combat the scum that are plaguing our communities, come on!

Chorus

Let the fight against the chavs begin,
Chavilla guerrillas fight like Ho Chi Minh.
They go, is that a fashion label?
I say no it's the communist dictator, are you mentally disabled?
Happy slap? Man that shit is wack,
Let's see how happy you are when Chameleon tail slaps you back.
Walkin' around with fake Burberry caps n hoodies,
While the chavette sluts are pushing their buggies.
I'm gonna beat chavilla warfare,
I'll do it single handed, for society's welfare.
With prison tags as their latest bling,
And four kids, but no wedding ring.
I'm gonna stop these chavs, who are fuelled with drugs,
Then sweep the country clean of these pathetic thugs.
So try to oppose me if you dare,
I'll take on a whole chav army, mother fuckers I don't care.

Verse 1

Put down those stolen car keys chavs n listen,
Cos Ur Rap En got a premonition.
I aint happy ˜bout your ambushing antics,
I'm kinda pissed off, feeling frantic.
Cos its my mission to heal the world,
But you chavs are preventing it by raping girls.
What goes around comes around; you know its true,
So mother fuckers you'll get what's coming to you.
Happy slap me, I'll break your necks n your phones,
Then you'll be the ones hurt and alone.
You complain about life n how you're broke,
But you can afford a camera phone for your perverted jokes.
So take me on, cos I aint afraid,
You'll be buried in the garden with a fork n spade.


Chorus

Let the fight against the chavs begin,
Chavilla guerrillas fight like Ho Chi Minh.
They go, is that a fashion label?
I say no it's the communist dictator, are you mentally disabled?
Happy slap? Man that shit is wack,
Let's see how happy you are when Chameleon tail slaps you back.
Walkin' around with fake Burberry caps n hoodies,
While the chavette sluts are pushing their buggies.
I'm gonna beat chavilla warfare,
I'll do it single handed, for society's welfare.
With prison tags as their latest bling,
And four kids, but no wedding ring.
I'm gonna stop these chavs, who are fuelled with drugs,
Then sweep the country clean of these pathetic thugs.
So try to oppose me if you dare,
I'll take on a whole chav army, mother fuckers I don't care.

Verse 2

You're not gonna win, so why you tryin'?
I'm gonna leave you like your victims, cryin'.
So why did the chav cross the road?
To get inside the fuckin car he stole!
What do you call a chav with a logical brain?
Fictional; cos that shit's insane.
So fuckin do yourselves a favour you bitches,
Don't destroy the society's moral riches.
I know you're all scum, but for once put your brains intact,
Cos plenty people don't like how you act.
If you simply refuse to change,
You'll only piss me off n get me enraged.
So think carefully about what you do,
Hey chavs, I'm glad I'm not you.

Chorus

Let the fight against the chavs begin,
Chavilla guerrillas fight like Ho Chi Minh.
They go, is that a fashion label?
I say no it's the communist dictator, are you mentally disabled?
Happy slap? Man that shit is wack,
Let's see how happy you are when Chameleon tail slaps you back.
Walkin' around with fake Burberry caps n hoodies,
While the chavette sluts are pushing their buggies.
I'm gonna beat chavilla warfare,
I'll do it single handed, for society's welfare.
With prison tags as their latest bling,
And four kids, but no wedding ring.
I'm gonna stop these chavs, who are fuelled with drugs,
Then sweep the country clean of these pathetic thugs.
So try to oppose me if you dare,
I'll take on a whole chav army, mother fuckers I don't care.

Verse 3

You hunt like wolves, in a guerrilla style,
Chavilla's taste your own medicine, yeah its vile.
But I guess you pathetic assholes deserve it,
See your attitudes, fucking curb it.
There's no need to prey on the weak,
Fight me; I'll leave you lying in the street.
Violence aint normally the answer, but now its too late,
I'll kick your asses, it aint up for debate.
Even though most chavs like rap,
I won't tolerate the happy slap.
I'll fight until this violent plague is gone,
And Ur Rap En emerges as number one.
I won't rest till I win this fight,
Chameleon's tail slap is worse than its bite.

Chorus

Let the fight against the chavs begin,
Chavilla guerrillas fight like Ho Chi Minh.
They go, is that a fashion label?
I say no it's the communist dictator, are you mentally disabled?
Happy slap? Man that shit is wack,
Let's see how happy you are when Chameleon tail slaps you back.
Walkin' around with fake Burberry caps n hoodies,
While the chavette sluts are pushing their buggies.
I'm gonna beat chavilla warfare,
I'll do it single handed, for society's welfare.
With prison tags as their latest bling,
And four kids, but no wedding ring.
I'm gonna stop these chavs, who are fuelled with drugs,
Then sweep the country clean of these pathetic thugs.
So try to oppose me if you dare,
I'll take on a whole chav army, mother fuckers I don't care.

Outro

Ur Rap En: Chavilla warfare won't prevail, Chameleon will beat you.