I woke up this morning
Headed for the kitchen
No one was home
Oh no I’m all alone
But that’s okay man
I’ll just call the pizza guy
30 minutes or it’s free
I think I’ll take my chances

Wait a second man
Where’s my phone
I lost it again

Where oh where
Is my cell phone
Oh yeah

Where oh where
Is my cell phone
Oh yeah

I can’t find it anywhere
Oh the end just isn’t fair
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

What am I gonna do now
Someone call the cops
Tell them it’s an emergency
I think my life is over
Tell my mom I love her
I hope they all remember me

Wait a second man
Where’s my phone
I lost it again

Where oh where
Is my cell phone
Oh yeah

Where oh where
Is my cell phone
Oh yeah

I can’t find it anywhere
Oh the end just isn’t fair
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Eenie meenie miney moe
Where’s my phone
I do not know
If it rings then I will
Say I knew where
It was anyway

Eenie meenie miney moe
Where’s my phone
I do not know
If it rings then I will
Say I knew where
It was anyway

I’m all by myself

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Eenie meenie miney moe
Where’s my phone
I do not know
If it rings then I will
Say I knew where
It was anyway

Eenie meenie miney moe
Where’s my phone
I do not know
If it rings then I will
Say I knew where
It was anyway

Eenie meenie miney moe
Where’s my phone
I do not know
If it rings then I will
Say )

Where oh where
Is my cell phone
Oh yeah

Where oh where
Is my cell phone
Oh yeah

I can’t find it anywhere
Oh the end just isn’t fair
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh