pee wee herman
he had so much going for him
then he got caught wacking off
no more shows on channel 11

so pee wee come back to play in your play house
i need a good show to watch somehow you got to get back on tv
im watching nothing if im not watching pee wee

pee wee couldnt keep his dick in his pants
little did he know he wouldnt get a second chance
he was the big man on my tv screen
but he traded it all in when he got his pipes cleaned

so pee wee come back to play in your play house
i need a good show to watch somehow you got to get back on tv
im watching nothing if im not watching pee wee

pee wee got
he got back on my tv screen
he got a small part in meaballs 2
as the referee
go!