Look’s like another case
of a lover’s leap of logic
there’s nothing new,
nothing new in the news

that you made me
the global village idiot
anyone can see

let me flick through
the National Geographic
maybe there’s someone somewhere
feels as bad as me
up in the Andes
down in the Marianas Trench
there’s people counting their blessings
they’re not me

cos you made me
the global village idiot
anyone can see

it’s not hard
you don’t need your glasses to see
that I’m the sucker on the end of Cupid’s arrow

cos you made me
the global village idiot
anyone can see