Thad and I were in a band called "superbon"
We had a keyboard player named Jessica ((jessica))
She was only 16 years old
But she was the want of every boy who ever come to see us play
One day, Thad said to me, "Hey Jason, why don't we write a song about Jessica, and we'll call it "If She Was 21, I'd Fuck Her Brains Out?"

She wasn't in the band for very long
She always played her keyboard parts all wrong.
We kicked her out, and she wasn't all that sad
So I really don't feel all that bad when one day

Thad said to me, "Hey Jason, why don't we write a song about Jessica, and we'll call it "If She Was 21, I'd Fuck Her Brains Out?"
If She Was 21, I'd Fuck Her Brains Out?
If She Was 21, I'd Fuck Her Brains Out?