Roly-Poly dwarves
Rolling all around, knocking over pins, it's a New York sin
Roly-poly dwarves
Jobless by the hordes,
Little people longing to be thrown, enumployed, somewhat annoyed
Sorry little dwarves

Steroid pumping men
Throw him as far as you can
Soaring through the air
No other sport compares..

Suspended by a hook
Awaiting to be flung, mighty warrior throws them one by one
Grubby hobbit bum
Surely a sight to behold, they look quite bold
Sorry little dwarves

Balded bearded athlete
Stubby fingers, shrunken feat
This sport would not be known
If they were fully grown

Infamous New York game
A midget put to shame
Dr. Ruth agrees,
"This sport shoul not be ceased"

Toss a little man,
Rebounding on the floor like a loony-goony bird you can't ignore
Roly-poly can-can
Enjoy it while you can,
This midget sport will not expand, not it's permanently banned
Sorry, little dwarves

The future it looks grim
Dwarf tossing Tiny Tim
Illegal in fifty states
Unfortunate midget traits