Lookin' through my collection
of recollections
I held my phone book in one hand
for my protection
The notes were beating me
brought me down to my knees
and the dust from the paper
made me sneeze

Build your name into a calf
Cure it with half-and-half
All you do is laugh

and sit through your
electric decoration
not in moderation
antique radio
this is the stuff i know
Buy the tools
from a true homo-sapien
Pluck the "G" sour note
out of tune
Press piano key
now the melody's close to me

Your memory keeps kickin'
CVS line starts pickin'
up the slack
now that Valentine's Day is back

Don't know where to go
Conscience sways to and fro
between a tidy blow
and bri's casio

It's time I move
from this true mostrosity
to a place that brews tranquility
pack the things all dear to me
I have no clue where I'm gonna be
I'm traveling

Buy me a boarding pass alas
I get trashed as you wash your back
I'm fine
dine with my bavine swine
In time
you'll be mine

What makes the blue you wear so good?
How did you brush your hair?
I should
buy a bike that fits twenty
with no money
I thought you might think that was funny
I'm traveling