[EMCEE (spoken)]
So, you see, everybody in Berlin has a perfectly
marvellous roommate. Some people have two people.

[GIRL 1]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, dee!

[GIRL 2]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, dee!

[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, Beedle dee, deedle dee,
Dee!

[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee,

[EMCEE]
Two ladies.

[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee,

[EMCEE]
Two ladies.

[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee,

[EMCEE]
And I'm the only man,
Ja!

[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[EMCEE]
I like it.

[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[EMCEE]
They like it.

[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[EMCEE]
This two for one.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[GIRLS]
Two ladies.

[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[GIRLS]
Two ladies.

[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee,

[GIRLS]
Und he's the only man

[EMCEE]
Ja!

[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[GIRL 1]
He likes it.

[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[GIRL 2]
We like it.

[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[GIRLS]
This two for one.

[GIRL 2]
I do the cooking...

[GIRL 1]
Und I make the bed.

[EMCEE]
I go out daily
To earn our daily bread.
But we've one thing in common,

[GIRL 1]
He...

[EMCEE]
She...

[GIRL 2]
And me,

[GIRL 1]
The key,

[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee,

[GIRL 2]
The key,

[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee, the key,

[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, deedle dee, dee!

[DANCE]

[GIRLS]
Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Aah!

[EMCEE]
We switch partners daily
To play as we please.

[GIRLS]
Twosies beats onesies,

[EMCEE]
But nothing beats threes.
I sleep in the middle,

[GIRL 1]
I'm left,

[GIRL 2]
Und I'm right,

[EMCEE]
But there's room on the bottom
If you drop in some night.

[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[EMCEE]
Two ladies.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[GIRLS]
Two ladies.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee,
And he's the only man.

[ALL]
Ja!
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[EMCEE]
I like it,

[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[EMCEE]
They like it!

[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[ALL]
This tow for one.
Beedle dee, deedle dee, deedle dee,
Deedle dee, dee!

[EMCEE (spoken)]
Thank you! Lulu! Bobby! And me!!
Oh, I'm so hot now!
Come, my Lieblings, upstairs!