Have you met old Slick?
He's slicker than spit
He's slicker than alligator shit
Ask the girls in town and man
they say he's it

That's old Slick
He's lightning-quick
He's slyer than old St. Nick
He'll singe your eyebrows off
with one snap flick of his Bic

That's old Slick
He's finer than frog hair
He'll give you that albacore stare
His voice lies on ya heavy like
New Orleans air

Our man Slick he loves
the Thai Noodles.

Slick he's got him a new ride
He's shiftin' with astroglide
Rolling his Sherman tank
upholstered buffalo hide
He'll steal your heart away
He'll turn a homophobe gay
He'll communicate thoughts no one
ever had the balls to say

He's awful slick
and he loves the Thai noodles
I do believe he said he loves
the Thai noodles

Have you met Old Slick?