[VELMA]
Come on babe
Why don't we paint the town?
And all thatJazz

I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down
And allthat jazz

Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin iscold
But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall
Where there's anightly brawl
And all
That
Jazz

Slick your hair
And wearyour buckle shoes
And all that Jazz

I hear that Father Dip
Is gonnablow the blues
And all that Jazz

Hold on, hon
We're gonna bunnyhug
I bought some aspirin
Down at United Drug
I case you shake apart
And want a brand new start
To do that-

[VELMA ANDCOMPANY]
Jazz

[COMPANY]
Skidoo!

[VELMA]
Andall thatJazz

[COMPANY]
Hotcha!
Whoopee!

[VELMA]
Andall that Jazz

[COMPANY]
Ha! Ha! Ha!

It's just a noisyhall
Where there's a nightly brawl

[ALL]
And all thatjazz

[CASELY (spoken)]
Listen, your husband ain't home, ishe?

[VELMA (Spoken)]
No, her husband is not athome.

Find a flask
We're playing fast andloose

[ALL]
And all that jazz

[VELMA]
Right uphere
Is where I store the juice

[ALL]
And all thatjazz

[VELMA]
Come on, babe
We're gonna brush the sky
Ibet you luck Lindy
Never flew so high
'Cause in the stratosphere
Howcould he lend an ear
to all that Jazz?

[COMPANY]
Oh, you'regonna see your sheba shimmy shake

[VELMA]
And all thatjazz

[COMPANY]
Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her gartersbreak

[VELMA]
And all that jazz

[COMPANY]
Showher where to park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle
If she'd hearher baby's queer
For all that jazz

[VELMA]
And All thatjazz
Come on, babe
Why Don't we paint
The town?
And all thatjazz

[COMPANY]
Oh, you're gonna see
Your
Sheba
Shimmyshake
And all that jazz

[VELMA]
I'm gonna
Rouge myknees
And roll my
Stockings down
And all thatjazz

[COMPANY]
Oh
She's gonna shimmy
'Till her garters
Break
And all that jazz

[VELMA]
Start the car
I knowa whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot
It's just anoisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all thatjazz

[COMPANY]
Show her where to
Park her girdle
Oh, hermother's blood'd
Curdle
If she'd hear
Her baby's queer
For all thatjazz

[ROXIE (Spoken)]
So that's it, huh Fred?

[CASELY(Spoken)]
yeah, I'm afraid so, Roxie.

[ROXIE(Spoken)]
Oh, Fred...

[GIRLS (Spoken)]
Oh,Fred...

[CASELY (Spoken)]
Yeah?

[ROXIE(Spoken)]
Nobody walks out on me.

[CASELY(Spoken)]
Sweetheart-

[ROXIE (Spoken)]
Oh, don't"sweetheart" me,
youson-of-a-bitch!

[COMPANY]
Hotcha!
Whoopee!
Jazz!

[ROXIE(Spoken)]
Oh, I gotta pee!

[VELMA]
No, I'm no one'swife
But, Oh, I love my life
And all thatJazz!

[COMPANY]
That Jazz!