The Situation I want to tell
drives every man to hell he's gonna lose it
and'll sell his soul by being horny
n'drinkin' alcohol
every dude in the room'll admit
how the following stories fit
spice for our adventure holiday
horny dumbass how chicks would say

That's the way it's gonna be
to put a bloke in his own misery
help us we are only men
the horniness is as safe as the Amen!

weeks ago there was this one guy
he had the love all the money can't buy
sitting around in his favourite bar
thereon banging a stranger on his car
the only problem in his case
his so loved girl saw him at this place
she took her stuff and ran away,
to be herself and seize the day.

That's the way it's gonna be
to put a bloke in his own misery
help us we are only men
the horniness is as safe as the Amen!

the other bid of a handsome boy
going out looking for'nother toy fooling around
with a girl he met before if he'd knew
she's a bitch this freaky whore
ten months later she's on
with his firstborn son
his so called live ruined by being horny
now he pays his ass off alimony

poor men poor men
animal crowd
poor men poor men
damned to be rout
poor man poor man
she's chasing you out
to be the last fool
there's no doubt.

ain't that right?!