[intro poem]
Can ye smell the neu smell, travelling through the air? Aye I can lad, it's a coming from over there over the hills down in the valley, there's no buildings there there's a nuclear power dumpsite someone doesn't care Barnabe says it's safe well why not bury it there..

i love tube disasters
i wanna marry a tube disaster
i want another one like the last one
cos i live for tube disasters yeah

build up some speed
don't shut your eyes
make sure that everyone in the train dies
you don't get no prize no time to say goodbyes
just smile everyone,
you'll be on t.v. tonight that's right

i love tube disasters
i wanna marry a tube disaster
i want another one like the last one
cos i live for tube disasters yeah

go through a wall forget about the brakes
it's so much easier than the pills you can take
i go through moregate and i'm wide awake
but now the bloody driver's gone and made a mistake,
oh shit
is it me that needs a home?
we're moving, vicariously living rids your boredom

i love tube disasters
i wanna marry a tube disaster
i want another one like the last one
cos i live for tube disasters yeah

[outro poem]
and oh as yes, the sky did turn to night i shield my eyes and hide from the bright of day and cast the stone, deep into the field of man and hide in shame and low the flag, raised in vain and close my mind to this lost day and shield my body with ferns of grey and ask no more of life unsaved and smile no more, and lay here scaved become the tombstone of my grave