If only life was a ruler
Shatter Resistant
Rather than a fragile vase
Breaking in an instant

Waiting for something to go
Waiting for something to fix
Won't take long until you know
There all a bunch of d

Do you want some bubble wrap?
Or that plastic protective crap.
Wrap yourself in some cellofane
Keeps you dry even in the rain.

If only you had a ruler
Still completely joined
But lifes still like a biro
There'll always be a point

Waiting for something to go
Waiting for something to fix
Won't take long until you know
There all a bunch of d

Do you want some bubble wrap?
Or that plastic protective crap.
Wrap yourself in some cellofane
Keeps you dry even in the rain.

Waiting for something to go
Waiting for something to fix
Won't take long until you know
There all a bunch of d

Do you want some bubble wrap?
Or that plastic protective crap.
Wrap yourself in some cellofane
Keeps you dry even in the rain.

Do you want some bubble wrap, protective crap, cellofane
Keeps you dry even in the rain.