This is a jolly song
About pain, hatred and depression
And how nothing ever goes right
But this is a jolly song, so that's alright

You're probably annoyed cause I can't play the guitar
Well get annoyed more
Cause annoyance leads to anger
Anger leads to Hatred
Hatred leads to Hunger
Hunger leads to KFC mega bucket

This is a jolly song
About how everything sucks
Except for ducks
With their white feathers which we don't have
They're pretty cool

This is a jolly song
About pain, hatred and depression
And now it's ending so you can be happy
Happy
Pain!