Let me tell you ‘bout Misty Brown

Hey ho, heave her around!

She was a whore of high renown

Way hey heave her around boys
Man your line boys and heave her around!

She was fat and she weren’t pretty

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She’d do it all for less than fitty

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In Portsmouth town she staked her claim

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Sailors a smilin’ was her game

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In blew Jack with the Seven Year Itch

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He’s looking for Misty says, “Where’s that…”

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Jack found Misty down at the pier

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He threw her a thousand with a leer

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Now Jack’s dead at Misty’s place

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Least he died with a smile on his face

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Now that’s the story of Misty Brown

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She was a whore of high renown

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