Johnny "Marijuana" Seed, roamed the country side
everywhere that Johnny went, seeds would multiply
Johnny is a legend, some want to crucify
by God, a Grateful Dead Head, just wanted to get high!

Johnny Marijuany
Johnny Marijuany
Johnny Marijuany get me high!

Just like Johnny's grandpa, Johnny Appleseed
instead of growing apples though, grew the finest weed
From Denmark to New Zealand - Taiwan to Tennessee
he wore out his Doc Martens, he's such a prodigy.

Johnny Marijuany (J-j-j-Johnny Marijuany)
Johnny Marijuany ( J-j-j-Johnny Marijuany, I think you're acting funny!)
Johnny Marijuany you're so fine!

Solo

No one would admit it, just where he got those seeds
Some say they were imported from the Islands of Capri
I say they're from Jamaica outside a Kingston Town
inspiring everybody, "Please - throw your seeds around!"

Johnny Marijuany
Johnny Marijuany
Johnny Marijuany
walk on by!

George Washington and Jefferson, the Fathers of this land
never saw it coming, fear got out of hand
he wasn't born an outlaw, 'til "high" society
put the screws to Johnny, now they're screwing you 'n me.

Johnny Marijuany (J-j-j-Johnny Marijuany)
Johnny Marijuany (J-j-j-Johnny Marijuany, *The War on Drugs is funny!)
Johnny Marijuany you're so fine!
Johnny Marijuany
Johnny Marijuany
Johnny Marijuany walk on by!
Get me High!

*The War on Drugs is funny! = Not funny ha-ha - "Funny Dumb - Stupid - Idiotic, Weird, etc...!"