It's all a mystery to me
How did you ever make it onto TV?
You must suck a mean dick but you're not even funny
And now you've got your own show
With the people paid to laugh at your jokes
The whole time I wonder just how many people did you blow
You fucking jerk

Hate your smile
Hate your face
Hate your guts
But most of all
Hate your smile
Hate your face
Hate your guts
But most of all, Bob Saget I hate you

Whenever I see your face
I think that you're a fucking disgrace
Like to grab you by the throat but I know it's not my place
I want to, I want to
And nog you're living life too comfortable
Just the thought of you makes my skin crawl
How does it feel to know that everyone thinks that you're an asshole?
You fuckin jerk

Hate your smile
Hate your face
Hate your guts
But most of all
Hate your smile
Hate your face
Hate your guts
But most of all Bob Saget I hate you

Bob Saget I hate you
Bob Saget I hate you
Bob Saget I hate you
Bob Saget I hate you
Bob Saget I hate you
Bob Saget I hate you
Bob Saget I hate you
Bob Saget I hate YOU