I’m driving my car
It’s made in France
I never need to get anyplace
I wouldn’t take the chance
And that’s the way that it should be
When she’s not in the mood
My friends they don’t understand
She’s misunderstood

She’s going nowhere
When it’s raining
And when it’s cloudy
She wont stop complaining
And if I can’t reach the top of the hill
At least I’m going half way with a friend
My citroen

I’m driving my car
Driving real slow
This way I see everything
The only way that I go
And that’s the way that it should be
Or else I might speed
With her I don’t have the choice
And maybe that’s what I need

I’m driving my car
She’s driving real good
The sun is shining
Just like I knew that it would
Or she’d never have started
She’s never have started
She’d never have moved
And I don’t go anywhere
When she disapproves