i met a girl the other night in a chatroom
showed her my picture and she told me I was cute
she asked me where i live, i told her in my room
"how 'bout you?"
we talked for hours and she said that we should meet
gave her directions to a bar right down the street
came up behind me, put her hand over my eyes
i turned around, it was a fifty year old guy

well, i don't know what to do
instead of getting laid i got screwed
called my friend and all that he could do was say

rotflmmfao
rotflmmfao
rotflmmfao
rollin' on the floor...well, that's all that i know

i met a girl the other night in a chatroom
show me her picture and i told her she was cute
said "whacha wearin'?" and she told me she was nude
"how 'bout you?"
she started talkin' sexy, then got really mean
wanted to tie me up and watch me bleed
asked her how old she was and she told me thirteen
"now on your knees."

and i don't know what to do
instead of getting laid i got screwed
called my friend and all that he could do was say

rotflmmfao
rotflmmfao
rotflmmfao
rollin' on the floor...well, that's all that i know