You taste better than candy
And I have acute diabetes
You feel better than alcohol
On Saturday morning, surfing - surfing the toilet bowl

Girl, girl
I like you
And my brand new raccoon bruise

you shine brighter than you can know
And I am a creep lurking in the shadows
You sound better than church bells ringing on
Our wedding day, leaving-
Leaving me at the altar

Girl, girl
I like you
And these stylish concrete shoes

You're a girl, I'm a boy
Steal my heart then destroy
Everything that a girl and boy can do
You're a dame, I'm a dunce
Crash and burn all at once
I'd expect nothing less from a girl like you
You're a shrew, I'm a prince
Hurt me good and I'll wince
Where's that lake that you wanted me to jump into