dans at kellys house going round the outside
Round the outside
Round the outside

dans at kellys house going round the outside
Round the outside
Round the outside

Guess who's back?
Back again..
Ulman's back..
he needs a friend..
Guess who's back?(x7)

I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Dan no more
They want DJ, I'm used, just a giver
Well if you want DJ, this is what I'll give ya

A little bit of of my brothers weed, but remember, keep the bag, don't litter
That will jump start my heart quicker
than a picture of kelly, but my heart is broken, i need a new ticker
instead blaine's trying to steal my homework but i'm not cooperating
holding down communist cuba while he's operating.

You waited this long to stop debating
just cause i wont ask out kelly ya gotta be hating

but i know i'm not kevin baney
all i know is my love life is complicated

So my friends won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see

he tried to shoot me down in chemistry
But it feels so empty Without Me

So, come on and give me some chips
Fuck that.
like a waiter. 21. i get more tips
And get ready, cause i need my pj's
i don't smoke weed, but i'm getting sleepy (FUCK YOU DJ)

(chorus)
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just diss on me
Cause i need a little.. Controversy.
Cause it feels so empty Without Me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just diss on me
Cause i need a little.. Controversy.
Cause it feels so empty Without Me

Little hellions
pat's feeling rebelious
Embarrased cause their parents are in oregon runnin from the law like Elvis
They start feeling like escaped prisoners, helpless
Till someone comes along on a mission and calls ulman's mom a fat Bittcccch

A visionary
my Vision is scary
Cant start a revolution
i dream of kelly regulary on the level

So just let me revel and bask in the fact
That I got no one kissing my ass
And it's a disaster
that even kelly won't let me be.
with her, she never asked for me

Well I'm back (da na na na na na)
pat fix your bent glasses
shine em up, teenage mutant ninja turtles gonna enter
i'm wise like master splinter

The center of attention
mostly bad
I'm not interesting
but sadly i'm the best thing since wwe wrestling
Infesting, she's in my mind and nesting
(Pssht.. Testing.. Attention pleaaase)
Feel the tension
between kelly and me
when it comes to girls, i have no sense.
call me, i'm always free

and new sense
who spent?
she spent nothing on me.

(chorus)
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just diss on me
Cause i need a little.. Controversy.
Cause it feels so empty Without Me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just diss on me
Cause i need a little.. Controversy.
Cause it feels so empty Without Me

A trisket, picked my casket
rock bottom i feel i've hit
Anybody who's talking this shit, that shit
like "mr. 2 points ont he same line" patrick
in chemistry you can get your ass kicked
worse than them little algerbra 1 bastards

And hawley..
You laught at movies by by pauley
shore, you 16 year old loser, blow me
You don't know me
You're too cool, let go, it's over
Nobody listens to you ho, now let's go

Just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list
of girls, I stalk
Suspenseful and too afraid to talk
Ever since i started to towalk

But sometimes the shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me, I'm just lonely

Though I'm not the first the first person to be dissed by blaine
I am the worst thing since a fag named shane
to get so mad, i ask for it
and i still wonder why i get shit?, heeeey!

There's a concept that works.
a hundred other losers emerged
But no matter how many insecure fish in the sea
It would be so empty, Without Me

(chorus)
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just diss on me
Cause i need a little.. Controversy.
Cause it feels so empty Without Me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just diss on me
Cause i need a little.. Controversy.
Cause it feels so empty Without Me

(la la la la la)

Kids!