If you've got the looks
And if you've got the goods
I suppose you can make it
Wherever you wanna get made

And you wanna get made...

My model agent says
You've got to get paid
You've got a special gift
You can't just give it away

For free... Don't give it up for free

And when my daddy calls
Asking how it's going
on them streets
All I can say is

I'm not exactly a salesman
Sure there's a product I'm selling
Guess you can say I'm an actor
Though acting's not what they're after

Sure this service
Is a popular year
More popular than my acting
Or my modeling career

This city
Has quite the service industry

Small town [??]
Hits the metropolis
Is brought down to his knees

Guess I'm a so-so gigolo
Guess I'm a so-so gigolo

Every audition
my agent commissions
Isn't so much an audition
So much a job

I guess a job's a job

I thought that if they saw
How much I wanted the part
The very leads that'd
Have to take pity on me

What if the citys never hurt

So-so gigolo [x6]

I'm not exactly a salesman
Sure there's a product I'm selling
Guess you can say I'm an actor
Though acting's not what they're after