There was this guy called Jezus, al long, long time ago. He was born in a little shack not far from Jericho. When he was born a bright star shone high up in the sky. And three men brought him lots of stuff he didn't ask them why. But now people must realize that Jezus is dead. He has gone to his promised land and there's nothing else to say about that. Jezus is dead. And when Jezus got bigger he did incredible stuff. He made wine out of water and he gave people his love. He also had a bunch of friends there were twelve of them I guess. And as they had the last supper they made an awful mess. But then Jezus had to die the Romans thought he should. They hung him on a real big cross that cross was made from wood. A couple of days later Jezus was back again. He appeared to all his friends now he's a famous man. But now people must realize that Jezus is dead. He has gone to his promised land and there's nothing else to say about that. Jezus is dead.