There's a piggy waitin' outside my door
Who's a knockin' and a yellin' that he's gonna use force
Well, I moved to town just a while ago
But I got in a mess, and I can't lay low

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Back home all I had was my guitar
Livin' in the backwoods on Daddy's farm
Sittin' on the front porch ˜til the evenin' come
Livin' in the backwoods on Daddy's farm

Well, my old girl was a Cadillac
She was long and sleek and dressed in black
But I caught her cruisin' with another dude
So I shot ˜em down with my blue .22

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But now they got me runnin' and they got me to my home
But I won't go, I won't go!
Chitty-chitty bang-bang, and I hit the floor
Two little piggies bust down my door
The first little piggy went down
The second little piggy started poppin' off rounds
I make a break for the parking lot
I heard some people talkin' how somebody got shot
They're never gonna see it my way
So I break for the truck and headed out on the highway
I must have got it up to 108
Before three little piggies headed me off the interstate
It's gettin' hot, I'm gettin' hot
I don't know where to go, I don't know what I got
But...

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