I've got two pounds of glass
I just shaved my ass
no job and 3 friends that just forgot
how important I'm gonna be to the world

if I win the lottery

I've got 37 squirrels
notmone fucking girl
and all my teachers are making fun of me
and everyone seems to forget how important I'm gonna be to the world

if I win the loterry

I have a beat up truck
and I can't even drive
no one in my family close to me has ever died
yet none of them care at all
about how important I would be to the world

if I win the lottery

so I got my damn ticket
and I've been sitting here thinking
and it made me smile and write this song
because the whole damn world hates me so much

and they don't even realize what they are missing
or just how much

I'd be so important to this world

if only I win the lottery