My halo slips over my eyes
My nice dress rips and I don't cry
What am I doing here
When I just want to wear

Oh PVC
(It's my favourite plastic)
PVC
(Cos its nice and shiny)
PVC
(and completely waterproof)
Start again
Start again

A lipstick stain on my new dress
The fabric's scarred and I'm distressed
I take my own advice
Get kitted out in nice

Oh PVC
(It's my favourite plastic)
PVC
(Cos its nice and shiny
PVC
(and completley waterproof)
Start again
Start again

You've never seen me quite this way
But you'll aggree
I'm twice as nice this way

The moral of this little tale
Do what you like and you can't fail
To get in someones way
HEY

Oh PVC
(It's my favourite plastic
PVC
(Cos its nice and shiny)
PVC
(And completely waterproof)
Start again
Start again