I'm not sayin'
I feel sad about
The way you broke my heart
But the last time that I lost this bad
I had to sell my car

[Chorus:]
Somebody call me a doctor
Somebody call me a nurse
Losin' a game is a cryin' shame
But losin' at lovin' is worse

I'm not sayin'
I'm depressed about
The way things didn't work out
But the last time that I lost this bad
I had to sell my house

[Chorus:]
Somebody call me a gypsie
Somebody take off this curse
Losin' a game is a cryin' shame
But losin' at lovin' is worse

[Bridge:]
It's like
drawin' a two when ya need a three
It's like
drawin' a three when ya need a four
It's like
drawin' a four when ya need a five
It's like
Bein' dead when you're still alive

I'm not sayin'
I've gone mad since you left
for another
But the last time that I lost this bad
I had to sell my little brother

[Chorus:]
Come on
Somebody call me a preacher
Somebody call me a herse
Losin' a game is a cryin' shame
But losin' at lovin' is worse

Somebody call up St. Peter
You better hurry
Or I might get there first
Losin' a game is a cryin' shame
But losin' at lovin' is worse
Oh losin' at lovin' is worse