Take a look at your eyes, they're bloody mental
swelled to the sides of the link, a continental
A pack of those and a pack of ugly Menthols
And I can tell by your teeth you've had a good life
You can't take my temperature
My god I'm too unwell to begin
You can't take my temperature
Cause I'm a hundred degrees in the shade

We tell my sister she stumbled to the party
Because there's someone you like who's at the party
You fell asleep on the coach before it started
But I could tell by the coats this is a nice place

You can't take my temperature
My god I'm too unwell to begin
You can't take my temperature
Cause I'm a hundred degrees in the shade

And now you tell me you've gone south for the winter
And I can count my friends up on my fingers
My hands are cold and I cannot feel my fingers
And I can tell by your temps they're pretty healthy

You can't take my temperature
My god I'm too unwell to begin
And you can't take my temperature
Cause I'm a hundred degrees in the shade again

You can't take my temperature
My god I'm too unwell to begin
You can't take my temperature
Cause I'm a hundred degrees in the shade again