Here’s a man that starts off his flow
With the J-E-double-L and O
He’s a man happily married to Clair Huxtable

But this song ain’t about the Kozby Show
Or is it about jello
It’s about the one thing I like more
That's using the back door

I want to I want to, Bill Kozby you
I want to I want to, Bill Kozby
There’s nothing that I’d rather do. Bill Kozby you
I want to I want to, Bill Kozby you

Now I bet you’re wondering about this Bill Kozby thing
Just thinking about a jello pudding pop
and my long ding-a-ling

It’s a most uncomfortable place
and girl you won’t see my face
So let’s hit the back of a VW
So I can hit the back of you

You’re gonna wanna bend down and give me some
Turn around then give me a hum
As you take all of my root
In the poop chute

I want to I want to, Bill Kozby you
I want to I want to, Bill Kozby
There’s nothing that I’d rather do. Bill Kozby you
I want to I want to, Bill Kozby you