Big Dipper

The mist rolls off the beaches, the train rolls into the station, uh huh
Weekend happiness seekers, pent-up saturation, uh huh
Well, we don't mean anyone any harm, we weren't on the Glasgow train
I?ll see you at the Pleasure Beach, roller-coasting heroes, uh huh

Big dipper riding, we'll give the local lads a hiding
If they keep us from the ladies hanging out in the penny arcades
Shaking up the Tower Ballroom, throwing up in the bathroom
Landlady's in the backroom
Well, I'm the big dipper, it?s a weekend, big dipper it?s the weekend rage

Rich widowed landlady give me your spare front door key, uh huh
If you're thirty-nine or over, I'll make love to you next Thursday, uh huh
Well, I may stay over for a week or two, drop a postcard to me mum
I'll see you at the waltzer, we'll go big-dipping daily, uh huh

Big dipper riding, we'll give the local lads a hiding
If they keep us from the ladies hanging out in the penny arcades
Shaking up the Tower Ballroom, throwing up in the bathroom
Landlady's in the backroom
Well, I'm the big dipper, it?s a weekend, big dipper, it?s a weekend, big dipper it?s a weekend rage