Get your ape lubed up
Grab a stick of Juicy Fruit
The taste is gonna move ya

Take a sniff, pull it out
The taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth

Juicy Fruit, it's gonna move ya
It chews so soft, it goes right through ya
Juicy Fruit, the taste, the taste, the taste is gonna move ya

Monkey monkey monkey...

Get your ape lubed up
Grab a log of Juicy Fruit
Your parents will abuse ya

Take a sniff, smell the death
The taste'll rot your guts out if it doesn't rot your breath

Juicy Fruit, it will subdue ya
The juice'll burn a hole right through ya
Juicy Fruit, the taste is gonna make you lose your tuna

Monkey monkey monkey...

Get you lips glued shut
Pull the ring off Juicy Fruit
Count to seven and throw it

Take a sniff, give a shout
The taste is gonna make you want to gouge your eyeballs out

Juicy Fruit, it burns through concrete
It tastes like lead, and makes your ass bleed
Juicy Fruit, the taste, the taste, the taste is like a monkey