Fat Man

Don't want to be a fat man
People would think that I was just good fun, yeah
Would rather be a thin man
I am so glad to go on being one, yeah
Too much to carry around with you
No chance of finding a woman who
Will love you in the morning and all the night time too, woo

Don't want to be a fat man
Have not the patience to ignore all that, yeah
Hate to admit to myself
Half of my problems came from being fat
Won't waste my time feeling sorry for him
I see the other side through being thin
Roll us both down a mountain and I'm sure the fat man'd win, woo