One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead

Punk rock girl
Please look at me
What do you see?
We'll drive around the world
Just you and me punk rock girl

I tapped her on the shoulder
And said, "do you have a beau?"
She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know

Punk rock girl
Give me a chance
Let's go slam dance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl
Just you and me punk rock girl

We went to the Philly Pizza Company
And ordered some hot tea
And the waitress said, "Oh no, we only have it iced"
So we jumped up on the table and shouted, "Anarchy!"
And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox
It it was "California Dreamin"
So we started screamin
On such a winter's day

She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal
Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal

Punk rock girl
It makes no sense
Your dad is the vice president
Rich as the Duke of Earl
Just you and me punk rock girl

We went to the shopping mall
And we laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us to a record shop
Where we asked for Mojo Nixon
And they said, "he don't work here"
Said, "if you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin"

We hopped into her car away we started rollin
I asked her how much it cost
She said, "nothin man it's stolen"

Punk rock girl
Yeah, you're so wild
Let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl
Just you and me
Eat fudge banana swirl
Just you and me
Yeah, we'll drive around the world
Just you and me
Punk rock girl