when i walk my dog we bark at the sun then we take a bath in lots of super suds
then i read my neighbor's paper chew on a fat cigar, dry off and go downtown
today i got my rabies shot, then i met god forgot what i wanted to say
it doesn't matter it's idle chatter and i don't care it's all in a day
i swim the ocean wearing lead i hit the bottom hoping someone plugs me in
i point a shotgun at my head i've got the feeling i'll never laugh again
got me a pet rock my new best friend put it in my pocket it's there now
we have a good time together i'm teaching it to play gin i'm alright i just don't fit in
i feast on alienation seasoned cajun it gives my night some spice
people are pigeons i'm cursed with vision and i don't know if it's worth the price