There was this fuckin bloke
dirty ole cunt
sucked his own cock

made me fuckin throw up

He was the man
yeah the man
the man who sucked his own cock
Oi Oi Oi!

Then one day he ate his own balls
tasted real good with tar-tar sauce
and washed down with a pint
of working class lager beer mate

He was the man
yeah the man
the man who sucked his own cock
Oi Oi Oi!

I don't fuckin judge
but some people are just fuckin scum
yeah, he sucked his own cock
then rammed a sour kraut up his bum