your first mistake
was to think
you could fuck with the ranch

here I come here I come
with my dick in my hand
do you think you'd like to have a blockbuster up your ass?
do you think you'd like that?
do ya motherfucker?
we'll smash your eggs
and then your head
and we'll nab your kids
take out back on the deck and bar-b-q their ribs
throw their heads into your ivy, water them with piss
do you think you'd like that?
do ya motherfucker?