Come sit with a total stranger.
Now's the time to vent your anger
And oh...are you a boy or a girl?
Do you get off casting hexes.

Assuming forms of either sexes
And oh...are you a boy or a girl?
Well I've been confused by the startled look in your eyes.
Have I been misused hanging on by the skin of my teeth
While you're raping my mind?
Do you feel misunderstood?
You feel strange, but you knock on wood.
Are you a boy or a girl?
You come to grips with what you know
And boosted ratings for the daytime shows.
Now you're on top of the world.
I'm a fan so don't dismiss me.
America is armed and listening
And oh...are you a boy or a girl?
Well I've been confused by the startled look in your eyes.
Have I been misused falling head over heals for a star
While you feed me a line?
'Cause I feel misunderstood.
I feel strange but I'm not so sure.
Are you a boy or a girl?